A. The calfeteria
My youngest had to have that joke explained to him this weekend by his grand-parents. When he still didn't get it, even after having broken the punchline down for him ("calf- eteria"), my Mum tried a fuller explanation: "Yes, but what do you call a baby cow?"
"Jim." was the reply. Made perfect sense to me.
I have seem to have cows on the brain right now as I'm currently going through my scarily vast archive of photo files looking for the best images to use on my Moo cards. You might not think that's the most exciting way to spend a holiday but to me it seems like the most appropriate way to spend my wee-calf :)